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undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

(Source: nookling)

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

(Source: simplefoetus)

chilled:

50 shades of pissed off

(Source: niadil)

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

unshaped:

why does she look so shocked?? like what was she expecting from putting her hamster on the blue ball of fucking hell and making it bounce

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa)

communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

(Source: communistbakery)

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi)

trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk:

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone
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